January 2011
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conceptualfart: tmi tursdey Read More aaaaand this is why queer ladies keep their nails short.  IT’S SO IMPORTANT.
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Dec 30th
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Just had a conversation with my mother about how I...
That situation juxtaposed with how she just screamed to my cat Xena, who is currently in heat and therefore backing her ass up to any living thing, “STOP THAT!  Oh my god!  I’m a female for crying out loud!”
Dec 30th
Massaging my kitten's paws like yeah
Dec 30th
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You know when you meet someone just FUCKING...
And you can’t properly flirt.  You can’t ask for her number.  Debilitating swooning, I’m tellin’ ya.  Her name was Becka.  FUCK, I hate missed connections.  ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT: She had an ORANGE handkerchief in her LEFT POCKET.  YOU GUISE.  That means that she is willing to top in ANY fetish.  lkajsdlkfjasldjf0
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“Q: But what is the Dyke Nod? A: The Dyke Nod is a body-language thing that...”
– http://effingdykes.blogspot.com/2010/08/heads-up-7-up.html
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When you derive extreme pleasure from figuring out...
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here-comes-the asked: Fucking hot blog dude! Thumbs up
Dec 29th
battleoftrafalgar-1805 replied to your link:...
I KNOW.  HOW JEALOUS ARE YOU?  I really, really, really can’t wait ‘til I’m 21 so that I may frequent these swingers’ clubs.  Gat damn. 
Dec 29th
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"Public sex at a non-profit swinger's club with a... →
STOP IT I’M SO JEALOUS
Dec 29th
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A Very Sexy Account of One's Lesbian's Experience... →
Skip down to just after the picture of the cute girl on her skateboard. Of course you can read the whole post, but dear god, right after the girl on her skateboard. You will not be disappointed. Gogogo
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here-comes-the asked: Fucking hot blog dude! Thumbs up
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“I love the confidence, and if you throw in the occasional moment of aw-shucks...”
– Dyke Culture in Bloom (via autostraddle)
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Argentina's Gay Wedding Industry is Booming →
C’MON, USA!  I WANT TO BE INVITED TO COUNTLESS FABULOUS GAY WEDDINGS. 
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And this black dude I called King Kong He had a big-ass dick and a hurricane tongue These are lyrics I can get behind, Kim.  Thank you. 
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This vibrator. I want it.  →
FORM 3 Waterproof Rechargeable Vibrator Amplified Touch focuses vibration exactly where it counts.
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